<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486</id><updated>2011-12-23T18:12:15.701-05:00</updated><category term='religious bullshit'/><category term='Things I don&apos;t miss'/><category term='Celebrations'/><category term='Reality TV'/><category term='or not so much writing'/><category term='Shopping problem'/><category term='racism&apos;s alive'/><category term='I never knew'/><category term='Ugh'/><category term='Family'/><category term='Religious Stuff'/><category term='Animals'/><category term='Insurance Pains'/><category term='blog wars'/><category term='Political stuff'/><category term='Greed'/><category term='Can&apos;t help it I&apos;m hispanic'/><category term='Drama'/><category term='Totally unrelated'/><category term='Overdue'/><category term='Stupid People'/><category term='Things I miss'/><category term='Moving'/><category term='Maybe not so Hispanic after all'/><category term='Hell'/><category term='Language'/><category term='Cheating'/><category term='Canada'/><category term='WTF'/><category term='My favorite month'/><category term='I Don&apos;t Get It'/><category term='Writing'/><category term='God Help Us'/><category term='Immigration Battle'/><category term='scary shit'/><category term='Determined'/><category term='Holidays'/><category term='Ain&apos;t Going Nowhere'/><category term='men are pigs'/><category term='Christmas'/><category term='Capitalism'/><category term='Things I&apos;ll never get used to'/><category term='litigious nation'/><category term='Customes I love'/><category term='Things in Common'/><category term='Beginnings'/><category term='Huh? I Don&apos;t Get It'/><category term='Romance'/><category term='Love'/><category term='Resolutions'/><category term='Eat'/><category term='Things I&apos;m getting used to'/><category term='Stupidity'/><category term='whatevere happened to...'/><category term='Dreams'/><category term='Equality'/><category term='Lessons'/><title type='text'>Diary of an Illegal Immigrant</title><subtitle type='html'>An insider's tale of coming to America.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>102</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4362702277153775955</id><published>2011-11-27T20:57:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-27T21:02:01.974-05:00</updated><title type='text'>HATE AS FLATTERY</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4362702277153775955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4362702277153775955' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4362702277153775955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4362702277153775955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/11/hate-as-flattery.html' title='HATE AS FLATTERY'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8942405401884473780</id><published>2011-06-23T17:10:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-23T17:19:36.684-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><title type='text'>HIS LIFE AS AN UNDOCUMMENTED IMMINIGRANT</title><summary type='text'>
&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8942405401884473780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8942405401884473780' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8942405401884473780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8942405401884473780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/06/his-life-as-undocummented-imminigrant.html' title='HIS LIFE AS AN UNDOCUMMENTED IMMINIGRANT'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dDBmmiEeUvk/TgOt3SQIZfI/AAAAAAAAASk/Tf7LqLunzyE/s72-c/Jose%2BAntonio%2BVargas.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3943386235224362010</id><published>2011-04-22T17:54:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-22T17:57:05.659-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><title type='text'>D DAY</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3943386235224362010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3943386235224362010' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3943386235224362010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3943386235224362010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/04/d-day.html' title='D DAY'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-6682370414006412524</id><published>2011-04-14T10:23:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-14T15:50:05.039-04:00</updated><title type='text'>BABY FEVER</title><summary type='text'>

&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                                                                     &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/6682370414006412524/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=6682370414006412524' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6682370414006412524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6682370414006412524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/04/baby-fever.html' title='BABY FEVER'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4DYrPRaZ0Dk/TacEDY3bNZI/AAAAAAAAARk/bqpi8wNKqV8/s72-c/new_born_himalayan_kittens.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-5174391980334024330</id><published>2011-04-13T10:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-13T10:34:21.471-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I AM PETTY ENOUGH TO ENJOY THIS</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/5174391980334024330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=5174391980334024330' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5174391980334024330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5174391980334024330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/04/i-am-petty-enough-to-enjoy-this.html' title='I AM PETTY ENOUGH TO ENJOY THIS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8568532503505658932</id><published>2011-04-06T15:57:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-06T16:01:20.131-04:00</updated><title type='text'>OH, CANADA (AGAIN)</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                                                                     &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8568532503505658932/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8568532503505658932' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8568532503505658932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8568532503505658932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/04/oh-canada-again.html' title='OH, CANADA (AGAIN)'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4449875624796112654</id><published>2011-04-05T14:19:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-05T14:25:11.644-04:00</updated><title type='text'>MARCH MADNESS AND OTHER AILMENTS</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                                                                     &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4449875624796112654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4449875624796112654' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4449875624796112654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4449875624796112654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/04/march-madness-and-other-ailments.html' title='MARCH MADNESS AND OTHER AILMENTS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3016814817135672194</id><published>2011-03-30T11:44:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-30T11:54:45.028-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Can&apos;t help it I&apos;m hispanic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><title type='text'>WTF or Aww? You decide</title><summary type='text'>
&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3016814817135672194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3016814817135672194' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3016814817135672194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3016814817135672194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/03/wtf-or-aww-you-decide.html' title='WTF or Aww? You decide'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jg-z4kXPjXw/TZNR0tEZHfI/AAAAAAAAARc/9N19c1rq3I0/s72-c/Cristopher-Alexander-J%25C3%25A1come-Sanguino.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1493166996110277379</id><published>2011-03-25T14:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-25T14:43:34.958-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Determined'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><title type='text'>And here we go again</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1493166996110277379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1493166996110277379' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1493166996110277379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1493166996110277379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/03/and-here-we-go-again.html' title='And here we go again'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-5494619800149489426</id><published>2011-03-22T12:26:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-22T12:28:41.609-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><title type='text'>ROMANCE AMONGST BAD NEWS</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/5494619800149489426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=5494619800149489426' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5494619800149489426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5494619800149489426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/03/romance-amongst-bad-news.html' title='ROMANCE AMONGST BAD NEWS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7438554932755296089</id><published>2011-03-15T16:04:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-15T16:07:16.292-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Help Us'/><title type='text'>PERSPECTIVE</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7438554932755296089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7438554932755296089' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7438554932755296089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7438554932755296089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/03/perspective.html' title='PERSPECTIVE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1173799500093991056</id><published>2011-03-14T10:18:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-03-14T10:50:11.725-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dreams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ugh'/><title type='text'>ARRRGH!!!</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1173799500093991056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1173799500093991056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1173799500093991056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1173799500093991056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2011/03/arrrgh.html' title='ARRRGH!!!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7854681295309477452</id><published>2010-12-30T23:35:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-12-30T23:38:37.832-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My favorite month'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holidays'/><title type='text'>Happy New Year 2011</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7854681295309477452/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7854681295309477452' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7854681295309477452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7854681295309477452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/12/happy-new-year-2011.html' title='Happy New Year 2011'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7995644032959330717</id><published>2010-11-01T23:55:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-11-02T10:46:34.226-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drama'/><title type='text'>AND HERE WE GO AGAIN</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7995644032959330717/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7995644032959330717' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7995644032959330717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7995644032959330717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/11/and-here-we-go-again.html' title='AND HERE WE GO AGAIN'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1068448294317975379</id><published>2010-06-22T10:31:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-06-22T10:36:35.517-04:00</updated><title type='text'>IT KEEPS SPREADING…AND A SHORT HIATUS</title><summary type='text'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;     Normal   0               false   false   false      EN-US   X-NONE   X-NONE                                                     MicrosoftInternetExplorer4                                                   &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1068448294317975379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1068448294317975379' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1068448294317975379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1068448294317975379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/06/it-keeps-spreadingand-short-hiatus.html' title='IT KEEPS SPREADING…AND A SHORT HIATUS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-290567842434905767</id><published>2010-05-21T15:42:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-21T15:43:42.488-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Maybe not so Hispanic after all'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Can&apos;t help it I&apos;m hispanic'/><title type='text'>DIRTY MINDS THINK ALIKE</title><summary type='text'>It never ceases to amaze me just how incredibly inappropriate Hispanic people are, sometimes I forget or simply don’t notice because I am so used to it, but there is nothing like having dinner with a bunch of Colombians, Venezuelans, Chileans and Mexicans for the combination to be too much for all our dirty tendencies.
DH and I were enjoying a delicious night of BBQ and Karaoke, or maybe I should</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/290567842434905767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=290567842434905767' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/290567842434905767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/290567842434905767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/05/dirty-minds-think-alike.html' title='DIRTY MINDS THINK ALIKE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-5714140731570250340</id><published>2010-05-20T15:15:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-20T15:23:03.832-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupid People'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Political stuff'/><title type='text'>AND HERE WE GO</title><summary type='text'>I knew it would eventually make it here to Florida but I was silly enough to hope it would take longer or maybe wouldn’t make it here at all. Intolerance, ignorance and dislike though are like a pestilence and like any fetid disease it spreads faster than wildfire. 
I was watching Jeopardy! last night cheering on Vijay to make it for the final Tournament of Champions when during a commercial the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/5714140731570250340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=5714140731570250340' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5714140731570250340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5714140731570250340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/05/and-here-we-go.html' title='AND HERE WE GO'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7885722543234851815</id><published>2010-04-29T12:32:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-29T14:52:24.945-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ain&apos;t Going Nowhere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Political stuff'/><title type='text'>ARIZONA LOVES GUNS, HATES SPICS</title><summary type='text'>Ok, so I am exaggerating and being inflammatory and biased. That’s the beauty of blogs; I don’t have to curve my opinions because it is MY blog. (It’s my party and I cry if I want to). It’s a shame really what is happening in Arizona; I had it in my head to visit every state in this country since I can’t travel outside yet and I thought since the U.S. is so big, varied and beautiful there is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7885722543234851815/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7885722543234851815' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7885722543234851815'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7885722543234851815'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/04/arizona-loves-guns-hates-spics.html' title='ARIZONA LOVES GUNS, HATES SPICS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4117692743767519886</id><published>2010-04-13T15:13:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-14T10:02:32.296-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Equality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious bullshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Help Us'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><title type='text'>FREEDOM OF SPEECH = DOUBLE EDGED SWORD</title><summary type='text'> I was reading in Yahoo! News today about a man called Albert Snyder. Mr. Snyder lost his son Matthew Snyder when he died on a Humvee accident in Iraq almost four years ago. Matt was 20 years old. 
During his son's funeral the ever lovely Westboro Baptist Church showed up to protest against gays, and Jews and pretty much everybody else on God’s green earth with signs that read “God Hates America”</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4117692743767519886/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4117692743767519886' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4117692743767519886'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4117692743767519886'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/04/freedom-of-speech-double-edge-sword.html' title='FREEDOM OF SPEECH = DOUBLE EDGED SWORD'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S8TC6j9csSI/AAAAAAAAAQo/ndjauuTusY4/s72-c/westboro_baptist_church-drones.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7673625286847106263</id><published>2010-04-07T11:33:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-07T11:35:20.805-04:00</updated><title type='text'>HISTORY</title><summary type='text'>Dear Husband and I went to Saint Augustine from Wednesday until Easter Sunday to celebrate our one year anniversary; we made it there at midnight on Wednesday and passed out at the hotel soon after putting our clothes away and showering.
The weather was perfect, a balmy 72 to 73 degrees with a chilly breeze and not a cloud in the sky; it was almost as if the city had made itself pretty just for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7673625286847106263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7673625286847106263' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7673625286847106263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7673625286847106263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/04/history.html' title='HISTORY'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S7yl2wY5OOI/AAAAAAAAAQg/Nili85bKhyw/s72-c/Saint+Augustine.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-316999802719224584</id><published>2010-03-26T10:12:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-26T10:17:43.770-04:00</updated><title type='text'>WALK FOR ALS!!</title><summary type='text'>Since I was bitching that I was blocked, woe is me, what am I to do and all that bullshit, I decided to write about one of the most amazing men I have ever met and kill two birds with one stone, if he doesn’t inspire me, nothing will and that way I bring attention to my little circle of readers to ALS. 
I will be forever humbled by my former boss; he is currently suffering from ALS (Amyotrophic </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/316999802719224584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=316999802719224584' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/316999802719224584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/316999802719224584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/03/walk-for-als.html' title='WALK FOR ALS!!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S6zBTfnqdxI/AAAAAAAAAQY/3jDN5HN8OPM/s72-c/ALS+walk.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3774334244620879937</id><published>2010-03-25T10:46:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-25T10:59:57.182-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='or not so much writing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Writing'/><title type='text'>BLOCKED</title><summary type='text'>That phrase always sounded too conceited to apply to me. I don’t consider myself a writer even though that’s how Dear Husband describes my profession, as if I made money of it or something.
I cannot stop categorizing it, when he brings it up I usually answer to people’s questioning glances with a self conscious shrug or explain that I am a “frustrated writer” or a “wannabe writer” or “would like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3774334244620879937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3774334244620879937' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3774334244620879937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3774334244620879937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/03/blocked.html' title='BLOCKED'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S6t5FK5Bj5I/AAAAAAAAAQQ/Fl39pURV4_Y/s72-c/writers-block-kitteh.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-536657900419860124</id><published>2010-03-03T12:28:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-03T12:33:11.845-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Canada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><title type='text'>♫ O CANADA! ♫</title><summary type='text'>Maybe Canada will want me. 
That’s all I could think about when the whole Canada vs. U.S.A hockey band wagon started. Suddenly everyone in Facebook was talking about kicking Canadian ass and most of them didn’t even know how to call the disk they hit with the sticks (I learned it’s called a puck).
As a U.S.A “resident” (I use the term loosely since the U.S.A doesn’t really want me here and I am </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/536657900419860124/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=536657900419860124' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/536657900419860124'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/536657900419860124'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/03/o-canada.html' title='♫ O CANADA! ♫'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-6000483268414970531</id><published>2010-02-19T10:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T10:05:41.013-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><title type='text'>ONCE MORE OUT OF MY HANDS</title><summary type='text'>So yesterday we woke up at five am to be able to be in Miami at 9. I don’t live four hours away from Miami but the traffic as soon as you hit the city is so damn slow that last time we went we sat in the highway for an hour and got to my lawyer’s office so late we had to wait until he had another opening and I almost peed my pants in the car stuck in traffic.
We showed up to my lawyer’s office </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/6000483268414970531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=6000483268414970531' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6000483268414970531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6000483268414970531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/02/once-more-out-of-my-hands.html' title='ONCE MORE OUT OF MY HANDS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2852162900213488277</id><published>2010-02-13T22:35:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T22:37:50.055-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dreams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Can&apos;t help it I&apos;m hispanic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><title type='text'>THE INEXORABLE PULL OF RESPONSIBILITY</title><summary type='text'>I wish I had coined the phrase since it seems to describe my very existence. I am, it seems, trapped by a sucking, drowning, black-hole of responsibility. There are, I know, people who seem free of such a crippling emotion, because that is what responsibility is, an emotion. A feeling in the pit of your stomach, in the center of your heart that makes one do things we don’t want to do, but we do </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2852162900213488277/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2852162900213488277' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2852162900213488277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2852162900213488277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/02/inexorable-pull-of-responsibility.html' title='THE INEXORABLE PULL OF RESPONSIBILITY'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1277705629295216170</id><published>2010-02-01T16:27:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-01T17:53:05.958-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='whatevere happened to...'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men are pigs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Help Us'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><title type='text'>OH ROMEO WHERE ART THOU</title><summary type='text'> 
Dear Husband developed, since we married, a severe case of ‘don’t-know-how’. He forgot how to cook, how to do laundry, how to put laundry away, etc. Even though at times (all the time) I find that insanely provoking and it makes me want to cause bodily harm, all it takes is a girl’s night out for me to be thankful. Thankful that DH is patient, supportive, sweet, communicative and willing to put</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1277705629295216170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1277705629295216170' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1277705629295216170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1277705629295216170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/02/oh-romeo-where-art-thou.html' title='OH ROMEO WHERE ART THOU'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S2dVID2szXI/AAAAAAAAAPw/ezetzREaKW8/s72-c/douchbag_definition.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2126668569710371001</id><published>2010-01-27T10:21:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-27T15:48:56.340-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ain&apos;t Going Nowhere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupid People'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animals'/><title type='text'>MESSING WITH THE WRONG BITCH</title><summary type='text'>  The unlucky residents of the community I live in have united against my husband and I. Retirement is indeed boring business and the bluehairs in my community haven’t been able to get used to the fact that the community can no longer keep their houses from foreclosure without renting. They lose not one opportunity to remind us, or Dear Husband since he is the one they talk to, that they made an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2126668569710371001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2126668569710371001' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2126668569710371001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2126668569710371001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/01/messing-with-wrong-bitch.html' title='MESSING WITH THE WRONG BITCH'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S2CXgbqWAeI/AAAAAAAAAPo/DbC9EF2uqO8/s72-c/Zoey+%26+July+4+108.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7974870968001017303</id><published>2010-01-21T10:19:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T10:21:51.589-05:00</updated><title type='text'>UPDATING LIST OF UNWANTED KNOWLEDGE</title><summary type='text'>There are, I am sorry to say, plenty of things in life I wish I had no knowledge of. Things I wish I remained in the dark about. Things that I wish I could unlearn, things I wish I didn’t know.
The list is eclectic and all encompassing from what goes in a “morcilla” sausage (pig’s blood and rice) to the fact that a high percentage of middle school age children have already had oral sex.
How to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7974870968001017303/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7974870968001017303' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7974870968001017303'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7974870968001017303'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/01/updating-list-of-unwanted-knowledge.html' title='UPDATING LIST OF UNWANTED KNOWLEDGE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2673465237394614832</id><published>2010-01-19T22:38:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T22:49:04.772-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religious Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Can&apos;t help it I&apos;m hispanic'/><title type='text'>NOVENAS, ANOTHER HISPANIC MYSTERY</title><summary type='text'>
After three years together and almost one year of wedded bliss, Dear Husband thought he had seen it all, the parties, the talking too loud, the drama, the dancing and the weird food (morcilla, cow’s stomach, tongue, etc). 
Little did he know that there was still more to come. To be honest I thought also there were no more cultural differences to be introduced to him, no more shocking family </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2673465237394614832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2673465237394614832' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2673465237394614832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2673465237394614832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/01/novenas-another-hispanic-mystery.html' title='NOVENAS, ANOTHER HISPANIC MYSTERY'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S1Z7WCszDnI/AAAAAAAAAO4/vPx2WZo4Oe0/s72-c/rosary.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4826430086248498561</id><published>2010-01-18T14:12:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-19T10:03:17.880-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Maybe not so Hispanic after all'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Don&apos;t Get It'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drama'/><title type='text'>COLOMBIAN CONSULATE AND BEING GERMAN</title><summary type='text'> I once took one of those silly facebook quizes and found out my nationality was meant to be German. Apparently my personality it’s at odds with my nationality, race or whatever you may call it. I thought the quiz was stupid since I didn’t feel I had any of the stereotypical traits that German people are supposed to have. Organization, punctuality, coldness, reserve, nerves of steel and an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4826430086248498561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4826430086248498561' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4826430086248498561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4826430086248498561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/01/colombian-consulate-and-being-german.html' title='COLOMBIAN CONSULATE AND BEING GERMAN'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S1SylxE3A3I/AAAAAAAAAOw/4PV7bur7oEY/s72-c/German+Sheps.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1393428130287728274</id><published>2010-01-13T17:01:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T17:04:44.132-05:00</updated><title type='text'>THE FRAILTY OF LIFE</title><summary type='text'> This Sunday, January 10, 2010 Dear Husband and I were freezing out in record breaking cold for Florida in the dog park with Zoey. It was misty, sunny, bitter cold and damp and we laughed seeing her run not knowing the day that lay ahead of us.
My mom’s cousin was staying with her for the holidays and was getting ready to go to mass. He had spent Christmas and New Year’s with us and had fun with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1393428130287728274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1393428130287728274' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1393428130287728274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1393428130287728274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/01/frailty-of-life.html' title='THE FRAILTY OF LIFE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S05C-KdxHXI/AAAAAAAAAOo/DU8ijFvRlw4/s72-c/Xmas+Pictures+065.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2465660359302043753</id><published>2010-01-08T10:00:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T10:07:16.693-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Romance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Totally unrelated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Equality'/><title type='text'>CALLING ALL GENTLEMEN AND LADIES</title><summary type='text'> My cousin was yesterday despairing in her blog  about our generation’s lack of gentlemen. She didn’t mean men, but gentlemen. Those who didn’t text to ask you out but left a calling cards at your home with the butler. Those who had to call you by your last name because calling you by your first was taking a liberty. Those who would get up, no matter how many times it needed to be done, every </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2465660359302043753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2465660359302043753' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2465660359302043753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2465660359302043753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/01/calling-all-gentlemen-and-ladies.html' title='CALLING ALL GENTLEMEN AND LADIES'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S0dIthMizxI/AAAAAAAAAOg/WpwYzmJuw_A/s72-c/hand+kissing.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-179093841605931152</id><published>2010-01-04T12:19:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-04T13:06:20.339-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ain&apos;t Going Nowhere'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Overdue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dreams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Determined'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Immigration Battle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drama'/><title type='text'>HERE WE GO!</title><summary type='text'>
Well everybody here’s a new year before us, what to do with the time that has been given? I am determined to stay true to my resolutions and so far this four days have been meatless, none of God’s creatures have died to feed me (aside from the salmon on my rainbow rolls) but I did spend them in bed reading instead of being more active. Tomorrow after work I should be meeting BT for some very, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/179093841605931152/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=179093841605931152' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/179093841605931152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/179093841605931152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/01/here-we-go.html' title='HERE WE GO!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S0ItoZNh2JI/AAAAAAAAAOY/9db0LUnLws8/s72-c/stubborn-mule%5B1%5D.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8342537477336085125</id><published>2010-01-02T23:35:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-02T23:40:20.971-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dreams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Celebrations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beginnings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holidays'/><title type='text'>HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!</title><summary type='text'>I just came home from an exhausting weekend with the family and I mean exhausting because having too much fun takes its toll.  We (Dear Husband, sister, mom, uncle, and pets) drove up to Tampa to hang out with the family we have there. The same family who lovingly open their home to me when I was spoiled brat 8 years ago used to asking for everything and doing nothing on my own.We spent two </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8342537477336085125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8342537477336085125' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8342537477336085125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8342537477336085125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2010/01/happy-new-year.html' title='HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3612928921165104680</id><published>2009-12-28T17:33:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-28T18:00:38.542-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Resolutions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dreams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Help Us'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Celebrations'/><title type='text'>THE NEW YEAR'S ASS KICKING FROM YOURS TRULY</title><summary type='text'>

I can safely say that in the twenty seven years of my life I have never, even once stuck to my New Year’s resolutions. At least not the whole lot of them. One year I did stick to one of them and lost a lot of weight and ended up 109 pounds of bony chin and clavicles (so unattractive) and another year I did finally learn how to drive (yeah I was 25 when I finally did it but the point is I got it</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3612928921165104680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3612928921165104680' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3612928921165104680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3612928921165104680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/new-years-ass-kicking-from-yours-truly.html' title='THE NEW YEAR&apos;S ASS KICKING FROM YOURS TRULY'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Szk3r71PpHI/AAAAAAAAAOM/s9E8e524664/s72-c/New+Year%27s+Resolutions.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-6062010726777269935</id><published>2009-12-27T11:02:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-27T11:43:23.334-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Totally unrelated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Writing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><title type='text'>JUST WRITE</title><summary type='text'>Oh what a night. We, Dear Husband, sister and I, after a delicious (and expensive) dinner at an amazing restaurant called Leila’s went home to watch Julie and Julia. What a better way to end an amazing night but to enjoy the always breathtaking Meryl Streep.
Now I do not know about cooking, and as much as I hate to admit I don’t know much about blogging but I couldn’t help but relate to Julie </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/6062010726777269935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=6062010726777269935' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6062010726777269935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6062010726777269935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/just-write.html' title='JUST WRITE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-201376314378046474</id><published>2009-12-25T14:59:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-25T15:01:25.383-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holidays'/><title type='text'>AWESOME CHRISTMAS!!</title><summary type='text'>Oh the many things to be thankful for, family, friends, music, food, alcohol, alka-seltzer and extra strength Tylenol. 
I woke up this morning and I am 27 years old today, almost 30 and lucky that I am alive, healthy and surrounded by the many people in my life that love me and enrich my existence. I usually hate my birthdays, it makes me uncomfortable cutting the cake with people looking at me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/201376314378046474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=201376314378046474' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/201376314378046474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/201376314378046474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/awesome-christmas.html' title='AWESOME CHRISTMAS!!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1635995973126016608</id><published>2009-12-21T11:51:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-21T14:48:47.652-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Help Us'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><title type='text'>ANGELS FALLS NO MORE</title><summary type='text'> As I prepared myself to read the sad news of Brittany Murphy’s death, I saw in Yahoo! News that Venezuela’s abductor president was saying that Angels Fall (Salto Angel) the tallest waterfall in the world was no longer going to be called Angels Falls since there was no way for U.S. Pilot Jimmy Angel to “discover” them since that would imply no one was living in the area at the time (1937). In </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1635995973126016608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1635995973126016608' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1635995973126016608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1635995973126016608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/angels-falls-no-more.html' title='ANGELS FALLS NO MORE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sy-pBn78VdI/AAAAAAAAAOE/NIYkP9isK1o/s72-c/Angels+falls.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7435983708465572612</id><published>2009-12-16T15:06:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-16T15:08:25.618-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Romance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Totally unrelated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><title type='text'>IN KEEPING WITH THE SUBJECT OF LOVE…</title><summary type='text'> I have a confession to make. I am a sucker for romance novels. It might come as a surprise to those who do not know me, and have never been in my house, or been overwhelmed by my ever filling bookcase, but I am.  I think is a funny, inexplicable trait in me because I am in general an untrusting, glib, and sarcastic no-bullshit kind of girl, but there is something about true romance that makes my</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7435983708465572612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7435983708465572612' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7435983708465572612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7435983708465572612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/in-keeping-with-subject-of-love.html' title='IN KEEPING WITH THE SUBJECT OF LOVE…'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Syk90J_tSgI/AAAAAAAAAN8/4DwpQaU-l0w/s72-c/walle+and+Eve.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4824532175315528034</id><published>2009-12-09T23:36:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-09T23:39:12.141-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I never knew'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><title type='text'>I LOVE YOU VS. TE AMO</title><summary type='text'>I have realized just now that I have never said the words “Te Amo” to anybody. I read them in    corny, translated to Spanish, Harlequin books, heard Antonio Banderas huskily and sexily said them to irresistible women on TV, but never, not even once have I said those words to any living creature before. And for the first time since…ever, I have noticed it. What it’s in a name, Shakespeare would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4824532175315528034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4824532175315528034' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4824532175315528034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4824532175315528034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-love-you-vs-te-amo.html' title='I LOVE YOU VS. TE AMO'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1992796782359774410</id><published>2009-12-08T12:46:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T12:49:15.117-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Customes I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I miss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Celebrations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I&apos;ll never get used to'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holidays'/><title type='text'>SMELL AND MEMORY</title><summary type='text'> According to Sarah Dowdey of www.howstuffworks.com   “A smell can bring on a flood of memories, influence people's moods and even affect their work performance. Because the olfactory bulb is part of the brain's limbic system, an area so closely associated with memory and feeling it's sometimes called the "emotional brain," smell can call up memories and powerful responses almost instantaneously.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1992796782359774410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1992796782359774410' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1992796782359774410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1992796782359774410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/smell-and-memory.html' title='SMELL AND MEMORY'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sx6RSTHuxtI/AAAAAAAAAN0/6YS2RgH491k/s72-c/Christmas+in+Caracas.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3565361218814566529</id><published>2009-12-07T15:59:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-07T17:11:27.313-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I miss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I&apos;ll never get used to'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Huh? I Don&apos;t Get It'/><title type='text'>THE ETERNAL MYSTERY OF U.S. HIGH SCHOOLS</title><summary type='text'>At lunch today we were all discussing our memories of prom night. Some were dumped by their boyfriends, others (like me) had the guy they liked showing up with their ex girlfriend, and another had their graduation so long ago she had to waltz with her father as a tradition. When you work with someone from Argentina, Puerto Rico, Bulgaria and New York, recounting war stories from high school can </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3565361218814566529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3565361218814566529' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3565361218814566529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3565361218814566529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/eternal-mystery-of-us-high-schools.html' title='THE ETERNAL MYSTERY OF U.S. HIGH SCHOOLS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1539542639739066334</id><published>2009-12-02T18:59:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T19:08:29.502-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men are pigs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cheating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Huh? I Don&apos;t Get It'/><title type='text'>FORGIVE &amp; FORGET? OR OFF WITH THEIR HEADS?</title><summary type='text'>So Tiger is spreading the love even though he has a wife of six years and two children. When a beautiful woman like Erin cannot keep her husband satisfied it makes one wonder. Who can? If success, fame, fortune, health and love cannot keep you happy then what can? Tiger is THE numero uno golf player in the world. He is at the height of his career, he has a beautiful family, he has everything </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1539542639739066334/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1539542639739066334' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1539542639739066334'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1539542639739066334'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/12/forgive-forget-or-off-with-their-heads.html' title='FORGIVE &amp; FORGET? OR OFF WITH THEIR HEADS?'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-5773204799564958284</id><published>2009-11-30T14:48:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-30T17:13:06.889-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Writing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I&apos;ll never get used to'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Drama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My favorite month'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holidays'/><title type='text'>THANKSGIVING AND MY NEW BEST FRIEND, XANAX</title><summary type='text'>I apologize to those of you who kindly take the time to read my blog for the long days of not posting. I was hit with a thing I call writer's block (and other folks just call sheer lazyness) and couldn't find a thing to say. If you have nothing interesting to say better stay quiet right?. I didn't want to bore you guys with blathering nonesense just for the sake of posting something.
Anywho, Oh </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/5773204799564958284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=5773204799564958284' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5773204799564958284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5773204799564958284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/thanksgiving-and-my-new-best-friend.html' title='THANKSGIVING AND MY NEW BEST FRIEND, XANAX'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3104354046404061706</id><published>2009-11-19T16:30:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T12:01:39.886-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Help Us'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Eat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><title type='text'>FADING OBESSION AND THINSPIRATION</title><summary type='text'>I was reading today about Kate Moss’ comment that was taken completely out of context but that sparked a lot of controversy (you people just loooooove the word “outrage” and “controversy” way too much) and made the people fighting the “beauty is bones” view have a mini stroke of rage. Apparently Moss was asked what motto she lived by and her answer was: “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3104354046404061706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3104354046404061706' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3104354046404061706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3104354046404061706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/fading-obession-and-thinspiration.html' title='FADING OBESSION AND THINSPIRATION'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3221531606729970130</id><published>2009-11-18T12:10:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-18T12:24:45.665-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Help Us'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Don&apos;t Get It'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Political stuff'/><title type='text'>WHY I’M THANKFUL AND CAN’T FORGET IT</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday I read in the news that Transparency International published its annual Corruption Perception Index which ranks 180 countries according to the “perceived” levels of corruption. While the sentence “perceived corruption” makes it sound less factual and more conjectural I am sure it is a fairly accurate list. 
Venezuela was ranked 162 on the list, just 18 spots from the last, only 9 above </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3221531606729970130/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3221531606729970130' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3221531606729970130'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3221531606729970130'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/why-im-thankful-and-cant-forget-it.html' title='WHY I’M THANKFUL AND CAN’T FORGET IT'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7536970217155168577</id><published>2009-11-16T14:24:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-16T14:27:26.824-05:00</updated><title type='text'>OUTRAGE, GIVE ME A BREAK</title><summary type='text'> I need to stop reading the news because all they do is put me in a bad mood at the stupidity of some people. Some people (I am hoping is just “some”) are apparently outraged over President Obama bowing to the Emperor of Japan (some dude named Akihito).  I was reading the reactions and everyone seems to think the same, that it was some sort of humiliating move that makes the United States seemed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7536970217155168577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7536970217155168577' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7536970217155168577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7536970217155168577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/outrage-give-me-break.html' title='OUTRAGE, GIVE ME A BREAK'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SwGnKZFXO3I/AAAAAAAAANs/jSb1zwEUGlo/s72-c/Obama.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8181913697622112927</id><published>2009-11-11T10:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T10:52:17.399-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A SALUTE FOR PAPOU ON VETERANS' DAY</title><summary type='text'>I have to admit that this is the first year this day holds any meaning for me. Not because before I was indifferent to its meaning, or because I didn’t care or wasn’t thankful, but because a Veteran I knew passed away this morning.  He was sweet, kind, funny, spunky, witty, stubborn, smart and had so many things to say.  He lived to be 92 and I feel it was just yesterday we celebrated his 88th </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8181913697622112927/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8181913697622112927' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8181913697622112927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8181913697622112927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/salute-for-papou-on-veterans-day.html' title='A SALUTE FOR PAPOU ON VETERANS&apos; DAY'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-9184809645871737148</id><published>2009-11-10T12:22:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T12:32:15.997-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I miss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Celebrations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I&apos;ll never get used to'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='My favorite month'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holidays'/><title type='text'>SEASONS CHANGE &amp; SOON THE HAPPIEST TIME OF YEAR!!</title><summary type='text'> I don’t think most people here realize just how amazing it is to be able to enjoy watching the seasons change. Most people here take for granted the breathtaking coloring of the leaves, the white pristine snow that cover their cars, bloomy spring that comes and greets you when you’ve had enough of white and gray and blistering summer when you are yearning for the beach. They rather concentrate </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/9184809645871737148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=9184809645871737148' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/9184809645871737148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/9184809645871737148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/seasons-change-soon-happiest-time-of.html' title='SEASONS CHANGE &amp; SOON THE HAPPIEST TIME OF YEAR!!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SvmhnIIP1DI/AAAAAAAAANk/J2GSxz-6Xrw/s72-c/Seasons.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2856495330261539470</id><published>2009-11-09T15:14:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-10T10:25:25.664-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Overdue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Equality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious bullshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Don&apos;t Get It'/><title type='text'>BOO MAINE, RISE BRAVE AMERICA</title><summary type='text'> Yesterday I woke up at noon and spent my afternoon lying on the couch watching TV. I ran across the movie Milk and was about to change it because of my previously discussed feelings of anger toward Sean Penn but… I can’t stand the man but it cannot be denied he is an amazing actor, the motherf*cker had the nerve to make me forget it was him and before I knew it I was riding along with Harvey on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2856495330261539470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2856495330261539470' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2856495330261539470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2856495330261539470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/boo-maine-rise-brave-america.html' title='BOO MAINE, RISE BRAVE AMERICA'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Svh4hE82U1I/AAAAAAAAANc/-blhhG5W3DI/s72-c/pro_gay_marriage_rights_design.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8392115791718233276</id><published>2009-11-06T12:12:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-06T12:21:59.431-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Can&apos;t help it I&apos;m hispanic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Huh? I Don&apos;t Get It'/><title type='text'>NOTHING FITS. PURSUE OF AMERICAN FITNESS.</title><summary type='text'>






























My body aches, I have crammed this week two 40-minutres sessions of cardio on the treadmill, yoga, abs and arms workouts and even my lashes are weeping. People here are obsessed with fitness which is funny specially when one considers the fact that America is one of the heaviest (I don’t like the word fat) countries in the world. Like I have pointed out before this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8392115791718233276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8392115791718233276' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8392115791718233276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8392115791718233276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/nothing-fits-pursue-of-american-fitness.html' title='NOTHING FITS. PURSUE OF AMERICAN FITNESS.'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SvRZeEOJ28I/AAAAAAAAANM/IeiFmb9IfvM/s72-c/real+woman.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8375700435513698361</id><published>2009-11-04T12:01:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T13:50:22.693-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='litigious nation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism&apos;s alive'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I&apos;ll never get used to'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Huh? I Don&apos;t Get It'/><title type='text'>RACISM IN THE SOUTH? GET OUT OF HERE!</title><summary type='text'> I was reading the news the other day and ran into the case of the Justice of Peace in Louisiana who resigned his post after refusing to marry an interracial couple. When Dear Husband told me about it he wasn’t really incensed but he was a little put out by it since we are an interracial couple ourselves and I just couldn’t muster enough caring to give a damn.
I will be honest and say that maybe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8375700435513698361/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8375700435513698361' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8375700435513698361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8375700435513698361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/racism-in-south-get-out-of-here.html' title='RACISM IN THE SOUTH? GET OUT OF HERE!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SvGzdClXgeI/AAAAAAAAAMs/bYkSkuSef88/s72-c/Interracial.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3696163596624405437</id><published>2009-11-03T16:23:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T14:12:40.458-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Customes I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Writing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dreams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I don&apos;t miss'/><title type='text'>LAND OF DREAMS? YOU BETCHA!</title><summary type='text'> One only has to turn the TV on to see all those faces full of hope, talent and sheer determination. From singing hopefuls with beautiful voices to limber stretchy dancers who twirl on a stage hoping for a chance to shine.
The U.S. truly is the land of dreams. Not because here they magically happen but because here you can dream about being whatever the hell you want without having to worry about</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3696163596624405437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3696163596624405437' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3696163596624405437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3696163596624405437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/11/land-of-dreams-you-betcha.html' title='LAND OF DREAMS? YOU BETCHA!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SvCk9sMz_UI/AAAAAAAAAMk/8MqVPt7RJgw/s72-c/robot1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4382754117721009247</id><published>2009-10-30T13:06:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-30T13:16:49.034-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Can&apos;t help it I&apos;m hispanic'/><title type='text'>BOUNDARIES? WHAT DO YOU EAT THAT WITH?</title><summary type='text'> Now that I am happily married to my own blue eyed gringo, I am always stricken by the differences between us and our respective families.  Marriage is hard business indeed, (all that seating on pee because they won’t put the sit up, hearing them go the bathroom, or worse yet when you are warned not to go in right after they leave it…it’s hard work indeed. 
Since my cousins, my sister and I are </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4382754117721009247/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4382754117721009247' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4382754117721009247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4382754117721009247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/boundaries-what.html' title='BOUNDARIES? WHAT DO YOU EAT THAT WITH?'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Suseu6qYh2I/AAAAAAAAAMc/V-7QEGePjHU/s72-c/screenshot-32.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-606654719272480408</id><published>2009-10-29T16:40:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T16:42:59.365-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men are pigs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things in Common'/><title type='text'>CHEATING AS AN UNIVERSAL REASON FOR MURDER</title><summary type='text'> I had an amazing conversation with some of the women I know today.  After a few minutes of talking about marriage, relationships and how hard it is to keep the spark alive after decades, we got to talk about cheating.
Some said it was, regardless of who does the cheating, definitely something that both people are at fault for, one half because it does the cheating and the other half because it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/606654719272480408/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=606654719272480408' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/606654719272480408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/606654719272480408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/cheating-as-universal-reason-for-murder.html' title='CHEATING AS AN UNIVERSAL REASON FOR MURDER'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sun9wRZN12I/AAAAAAAAAMM/uokL0ph0qDk/s72-c/cheating002.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4270881526948663343</id><published>2009-10-28T16:33:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T16:45:27.200-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blog wars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious bullshit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Don&apos;t Get It'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><title type='text'>MORE RELIGIOUS STUFF</title><summary type='text'> I know I am probably going to step on a lot of toes writing this post but here I go.
My cousin, who is an even bigger flaming liberal than I am (and that’s saying something) has this blog war going on with another girl who shall remain nameless. Apparently the girl who is a devout Christian goes hunting and was excited about killing Bamby’s mom last week or so. My cousin is a devout liberal </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4270881526948663343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4270881526948663343' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4270881526948663343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4270881526948663343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/more-religious-stuff.html' title='MORE RELIGIOUS STUFF'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SuirAn_CL5I/AAAAAAAAAME/zsWTYNugejA/s72-c/religion.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7869861180872384145</id><published>2009-10-27T11:45:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T12:58:09.974-04:00</updated><title type='text'>HAPPY B-DAYS &amp; CUMPLEANOS</title><summary type='text'> Dear Husband is turning almost 30 today! Happy B-day to the man who rocks my world, wakes me up with coffee (after I scream COFFEE PLEASE! from the bathroom), the man who walks our dog and lets me sleep, who is sweet even when I am being a total bitch and who this morning talked to my cat Max called him “Sossy” and told him he would have to wait to drink from the sink because he was using it.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7869861180872384145/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7869861180872384145' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7869861180872384145'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7869861180872384145'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/happy-b-days-cumpleanos.html' title='HAPPY B-DAYS &amp; CUMPLEANOS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SucYqHfSchI/AAAAAAAAAL8/W8jSsU4L1NA/s72-c/BDayCake.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8330573017464997342</id><published>2009-10-23T11:16:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T11:30:17.888-04:00</updated><title type='text'>TO SMACK OR NOT TO SMACK</title><summary type='text'> My mom has a sweet heart. She was an awesome mom growing up with a ready ear and an open mind, strict rules and a damn heavy hand. That woman could whoop your ass faster than George Clooney can fuck a waitress. She didn’t mess around either. She gave you a warning if you sassed her, told you to cool off but if you hadn’t shut the hell up by warning number three she would smack you with a wooden </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8330573017464997342/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8330573017464997342' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8330573017464997342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8330573017464997342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/to-smack-or-not-to-smack.html' title='TO SMACK OR NOT TO SMACK'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SuHJ62a1VKI/AAAAAAAAAL0/O-zqpONhvEI/s72-c/brat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-127751845824881514</id><published>2009-10-22T11:13:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T11:46:42.944-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism&apos;s alive'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><title type='text'>DISSAPOINTED</title><summary type='text'> I am equally annoyed by racism as I am for the minorities who choose to use the race card and use racism at the drop of a hat over nothing and be like the kid that cried wolf and got eaten for being a dumbass. 
Every single time that I have gotten accused of racism I really want to get violent. I am not a racist, I do not have a bigot bone in my body, something I do not take credit for but thank</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/127751845824881514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=127751845824881514' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/127751845824881514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/127751845824881514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/dissapointed.html' title='DISSAPOINTED'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SuB6BKUD6rI/AAAAAAAAALU/MBQ9C0w22WM/s72-c/racism1253049627.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2906546321529159023</id><published>2009-10-21T10:21:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-21T10:33:04.023-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupidity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><title type='text'>I’LL TAKE STUPID QUESTIONS FOR $2,000, ALEX.</title><summary type='text'> I love Jeopardy!, I was introduced to it by Dear Husband when we started dating and was amazed by how smart he was knowing all the Geography, Sports, History and Trivia questions (I kicked his ass on Literature, Mythology and Arts). Every time the Stupid Question, Stupid Answers category comes up (I’ve seen it at least 5 to 10 times in the last two years) I get pissed off, because the questions </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2906546321529159023/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2906546321529159023' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2906546321529159023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2906546321529159023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/ill-take-stupid-questions-for-2000-alex.html' title='I’LL TAKE STUPID QUESTIONS FOR $2,000, ALEX.'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/St8ZnpWAfhI/AAAAAAAAALM/BxUUQUtchQw/s72-c/Stupid+questions+Alex.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-396764826653319622</id><published>2009-10-20T11:27:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T15:52:08.986-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Insurance Pains'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Greed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Capitalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I Don&apos;t Get It'/><title type='text'>CARS AND BONES, THEY JUST DON’T MAKE SHIT LIKE THEY USED TO</title><summary type='text'>Just after we finished moving Dear husband sent me a picture of the half toe nail he lost while helping someone else move some furniture around. The funny thing is he moved all of our furniture two weeks ago without any incident and then while helping one of my mom’s friend he got injured (he learned that lesson of wearing sandals while moving beds). I couldn’t help but immediately think that we </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/396764826653319622/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=396764826653319622' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/396764826653319622'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/396764826653319622'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/cars-and-bones-they-just-dont-make-shit.html' title='CARS AND BONES, THEY JUST DON’T MAKE SHIT LIKE THEY USED TO'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/St3XUP6PQpI/AAAAAAAAAK0/Y6TumcMLEhs/s72-c/totaled+car.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-5438945904983024708</id><published>2009-10-19T14:15:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T15:54:18.646-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Greed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality TV'/><title type='text'>REALITY TV IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH U.S</title><summary type='text'> When I flip channels and see shows like “Toddlers and Tiaras”, “John and Kate plus 8”, “The Duggars and their 100 children whose names start on J” and stuff like that, I get the shivers. I do, I swear, every hair in my body stands on end and I get all goose-bumpy because the Catholic in me cannot help but remember what happened to Sodom and Gomorra after its corrupted society deteriorated to the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/5438945904983024708/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=5438945904983024708' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5438945904983024708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5438945904983024708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/reality-tv-is-what-is-wrong-with-us.html' title='REALITY TV IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH U.S'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/StyuaSpa7vI/AAAAAAAAAKc/twIQbxE6KNI/s72-c/DuggarVagina.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2742698134532046540</id><published>2009-10-15T11:32:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-15T12:16:37.607-04:00</updated><title type='text'>IT'S ABOUT TIME WE GIVE A DAMN</title><summary type='text'> The Webster Dictionary defines change as: “To make a different in some particular or to replace with another” Why is this relevant? I have no effing clue, I just felt like I was writing an essay and isn’t that how they all start?
When I signed up to blog about Climate Change for Blog Action Day 2009 http://www.blogactionday.org/ to join in worldwide efforts toward awareness I had no idea writing</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2742698134532046540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2742698134532046540' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2742698134532046540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2742698134532046540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/its-about-time-we-give-damn.html' title='IT&apos;S ABOUT TIME WE GIVE A DAMN'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/StdBgBTs_jI/AAAAAAAAAKU/I-oyUd6_iEU/s72-c/save-the-planet-2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2833482190602737854</id><published>2009-10-14T11:26:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T17:50:55.521-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I&apos;ll never get used to'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scary shit'/><title type='text'>THE CREDIT GENERATION</title><summary type='text'> It took me almost four years to pay a $5,000 credit card debt that I racked up after buying myself a pretty bedroom set, a living room set and a 10-day trip to New York City and Boston. Every time I saw that looming $2,900 and $2,000 on two separate credit cards I got short breathed and panicky. How the hell was I going to pay $5,000 with a $10.00/hr job (that I loved) and with rent, cell phone,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2833482190602737854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2833482190602737854' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2833482190602737854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2833482190602737854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/credit-generation.html' title='THE CREDIT GENERATION'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/StXt56x73uI/AAAAAAAAAKM/sBVC-SYr1ew/s72-c/credit-cards.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3092150619922423678</id><published>2009-10-14T10:09:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T17:53:02.006-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I miss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men are pigs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='litigious nation'/><title type='text'>HONKING TRUCKERS AS SELF STEEM BOOSTERS</title><summary type='text'> Thank you, to all those truckers that honked for my ass back in the day. Thank you to the construction worker who whistled and called me “mami! Estas sabrosa” (mami you are yummy). Thank you to all those men who whispered sweet, disgusting nothings in my ear while I walked to the subway station back home.
Nobody knows what they have until they lose it and oh how true that is because in eight </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3092150619922423678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3092150619922423678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3092150619922423678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3092150619922423678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/honking-truckers-as-self-steem-boosters.html' title='HONKING TRUCKERS AS SELF STEEM BOOSTERS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/StXbp9njj-I/AAAAAAAAAKE/sDmtR3NH9-I/s72-c/wolfie1.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4893701188662932578</id><published>2009-10-13T17:08:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T17:54:41.801-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Can&apos;t help it I&apos;m hispanic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Things I&apos;m getting used to'/><title type='text'>SWEET CANDOR</title><summary type='text'> I’ve always thought it was awesome when non-Hispanic people tell me of their assumptions or perceptions of us Latinos. I’ve always thought that even when sometimes they are not flattering or accurate assumptions and perception it was interesting to see what they thought and to view ourselves from their point of view.
Dear husband for example doesn’t understand why we (my family) are so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4893701188662932578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4893701188662932578' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4893701188662932578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4893701188662932578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/sweet-candor.html' title='SWEET CANDOR'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/StTsYGaE0DI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/jIlJPdW67gM/s72-c/excuses3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-5278062266325537674</id><published>2009-10-09T16:37:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T17:56:48.552-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Customes I love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Moving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shopping problem'/><title type='text'>WHO NEEDS SLICED BREAD? HOUSEWARMING PARTIES ARE THE GREATEST INVENTION!</title><summary type='text'> I don’t know who to credit with the idea of house warming parties, bachelorette parties, baby showers, bridal showers and all other celebrations that require a poor schmock to bring a present to someone who is getting more presents in a few days anyway (brides you know who you are!), or buying a baby swing for someone who is going to sit you down and make you guess the poop without offering some</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/5278062266325537674/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=5278062266325537674' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5278062266325537674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5278062266325537674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/who-needs-sliced-bread-housewarming.html' title='WHO NEEDS SLICED BREAD? HOUSEWARMING PARTIES ARE THE GREATEST INVENTION!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Ss-hTn3MQMI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/l_ROB6cDTAk/s72-c/Kitchen+I+want.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7363656378249345776</id><published>2009-10-08T12:16:00.009-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-09T10:09:49.112-04:00</updated><title type='text'>NEW FOUND FEARS</title><summary type='text'>
 I had a dream last night that Dear Husband was taking me to the airport because I was finally going to visit home (yay!) and on the way there we realized my passport had expired - a recurring dream that I always wake up from feeling frustrated and sad :'( - and my suitcases for some reason went flying off the car onto I-95. Dear Husband then proceeded to jump out to go get them and then had to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7363656378249345776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7363656378249345776' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7363656378249345776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7363656378249345776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/new-found-fears.html' title='NEW FOUND FEARS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Ss4jN-A3KZI/AAAAAAAAAI8/YZubHzGOKTI/s72-c/scaredy-cat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-6494565494018979413</id><published>2009-10-07T13:58:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-07T14:11:26.817-04:00</updated><title type='text'>AMERICANS? NORTH AMERICANS? GRINGOS? ESTADO UNIDENSES IT IS!</title><summary type='text'> As a blogger who writes about the differences between this country, its people, its costumes and the ones I left behind I am always presented with the problem of what to call its citizens.
I am sure a U.S. Citizen wouldn’t have a problem calling himself North American but as a Colombian/Venezuelan from South America I understand that the description is not completely accurate since North </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/6494565494018979413/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=6494565494018979413' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6494565494018979413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6494565494018979413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/americans-north-americans-gringos.html' title='AMERICANS? NORTH AMERICANS? GRINGOS? ESTADO UNIDENSES IT IS!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SszX3a0F_6I/AAAAAAAAAIs/6rttCT2HteM/s72-c/america.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-9108051817243882360</id><published>2009-10-06T17:24:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-07T11:46:18.254-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE EVILS OF RELIGION</title><summary type='text'> 
Talking about hugging irrevocably reminds me of the time I was hanging out with my cousins at their Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (back when they were members of the religion and I had nothing else to do) and they gave us a class on how to “properly” hug. 

If a girl and a guy hugged side to side (shoulder to shoulder) it was acceptable as well and front to front as long as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/9108051817243882360/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=9108051817243882360' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/9108051817243882360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/9108051817243882360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/evils-of-religion.html' title='THE EVILS OF RELIGION'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Ssu26U7POdI/AAAAAAAAAIk/w7DcUsoa83M/s72-c/World_Religion.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4906116962876102900</id><published>2009-10-06T16:23:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T16:28:53.381-04:00</updated><title type='text'>XOXO</title><summary type='text'> I’m starting to believe that part of me has become too accustomed to this country. I am so happy here that at some point in my life I stopped wanting to go back home, except to visit (every time I say this out loud I feel like such a traitor) I am forgetting some words in Spanish and I shake hands when I get introduced to people without pulling them forward to land them a kiss.
I was so used to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4906116962876102900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4906116962876102900' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4906116962876102900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4906116962876102900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/xoxo.html' title='XOXO'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SsuntZnW2GI/AAAAAAAAAIc/AJrcjqZ5o1k/s72-c/XOXO.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8288363307029261444</id><published>2009-10-06T14:07:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T14:11:10.274-04:00</updated><title type='text'>BOOTY CALLS</title><summary type='text'>In a totally unrelated post, I just wanted to share with you guys the shaming fact that I am being booty called every night by a dark creature with dark hair and green eyes.

He is mean, rude, sexy and sleek. He slaps me around the face to wake me up and I let him. I like him; I can’t help it because I love him. 
Every night around two in the morning he struts his stuff inside my room, up my bed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8288363307029261444/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8288363307029261444' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8288363307029261444'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8288363307029261444'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/booty-calls.html' title='BOOTY CALLS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SsuH4xF678I/AAAAAAAAAIU/N6X59lnODxk/s72-c/Max.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4232176980439749164</id><published>2009-10-02T15:54:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-02T16:21:09.576-04:00</updated><title type='text'>MY VERY GRATEFUL US AMERICAN &amp; CANADIAN FAMILY</title><summary type='text'> Among the many family members I am proud and happy to have, there are a selected few who are lucky enough to have solved all their immigration paperwork.
For the records I would like to clarify that although I am an immigrant I have never been illegally in this country  the name of the blog just sounds cooler with the word illegal in it but in support of my fellow immigrants that struggle I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4232176980439749164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4232176980439749164' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4232176980439749164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4232176980439749164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/10/my-very-grateful-us-american-canadian.html' title='MY VERY GRATEFUL US AMERICAN &amp; CANADIAN FAMILY'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SsZf_6eoJhI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Hvudc3ZMK7I/s72-c/ranchos.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-704235247220440942</id><published>2009-09-30T11:58:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T12:19:47.069-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE 26 YR OLD UMBILICAL CORD</title><summary type='text'> I was thinking a few days ago of the umbilical cord that my mom kept after my birth (don’t ask me why) and proceeded to show to me when I was 6 years old. I remember it so clearly! (Believe me I wish I didn’t) It was a small shriveled piece of brown meat that looked like cat poop and had me running to the bathroom to throw up my corn flakes. I know I just complained about my mother who smacked </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/704235247220440942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=704235247220440942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/704235247220440942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/704235247220440942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/26-yr-old-umbilical-cord.html' title='THE 26 YR OLD UMBILICAL CORD'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SsOENOBrH-I/AAAAAAAAAIE/As6q8Cc0m_E/s72-c/bandeja_paisa.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1376719229584811808</id><published>2009-09-29T16:17:00.008-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-29T17:23:33.168-04:00</updated><title type='text'>CRAZY COURTNEY &amp; CRAZY CHAVEZ</title><summary type='text'> There are few things that piss me off more than celebrities that feel the need to tell the world of their political views….Okay I am lying, the fact is usually celebrities and I are of one mind when it comes to politics since I am a flaming liberal (as my dear husband calls me) and they are too. But one thing about celebrities that does piss me off is when they go off to talk about another </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1376719229584811808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1376719229584811808' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1376719229584811808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1376719229584811808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/crazy-courtney-crazy-chavez.html' title='CRAZY COURTNEY &amp; CRAZY CHAVEZ'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SsJrbOqKh9I/AAAAAAAAAHE/aPDwBrx12rA/s72-c/clovehugonewlove.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-6335306503017640938</id><published>2009-09-25T13:23:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-25T13:38:05.596-04:00</updated><title type='text'>GRINGOS HAVE GOT IT RIGHT</title><summary type='text'> I always thought it was weird in the movies when the teenage son or daughter left home when they are eighteen to embark on their collegiate adventures of underage drinking, getting laid, partying until five in the morning to run to class hangover and for the first time being  the sole maker of the your own decisions. 
It seemed amazing to me that the parents actually LET their children go to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/6335306503017640938/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=6335306503017640938' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6335306503017640938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6335306503017640938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/gringos-have-got-it-right.html' title='GRINGOS HAVE GOT IT RIGHT'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Srz9H47FYSI/AAAAAAAAAG8/1cCoyN24rNo/s72-c/bird+leaving+nest.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4193545601841636304</id><published>2009-09-24T14:17:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-24T18:14:16.282-04:00</updated><title type='text'>SOMETHING IN COMMON, WHO WOULD’VE THUNK IT?!</title><summary type='text'> I have for the first time since my arrival found something in common with the average American woman. My experience with American women is very limited, I admit. I am (I truly am I swear) allergic to drama, I hate scenes, and crying, jealous ranting and catty gossip (regular gossip I like just fine) and women in general (regardless of their nationality) are a dramatic and watery bunch, so my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4193545601841636304/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4193545601841636304' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4193545601841636304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4193545601841636304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/something-in-common-who-wouldve-thunk.html' title='SOMETHING IN COMMON, WHO WOULD’VE THUNK IT?!'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sru5UP8rHyI/AAAAAAAAAGs/qxdnAmeRF5k/s72-c/hes_just_not_that_into_you.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-120007405324932153</id><published>2009-09-23T17:15:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T17:24:59.388-04:00</updated><title type='text'>OF SPANISH GRINGOS AND OTHER PUZZLES</title><summary type='text'>

There are, I firmly believe, three types of Hispanic immigrants in this country: The ones that come to the U.S. and turned out to behave more like gringos than the ones descendants of the Mayflower. They surround themselves exclusively of American friends or any other foreigner as long as is not Hispanic. They forget how to dance merengue and they all dance like Justin Timberlake, listen only </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/120007405324932153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=120007405324932153' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/120007405324932153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/120007405324932153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/of-spanish-gringos-and-other-puzzles.html' title='OF SPANISH GRINGOS AND OTHER PUZZLES'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SrqRa-lC7mI/AAAAAAAAAGk/ZH23OsJiO1I/s72-c/walmart.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3154022170210447879</id><published>2009-09-23T16:48:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T17:11:41.058-04:00</updated><title type='text'>DELAYED RITES OF PASSAGE</title><summary type='text'>

I am convinced I came to the U.S. at the worst possible time in someone’s life. As a young adult who is leaving the teens and who had no time whatsoever to misbehave before that.
I found myself at twenty-four with a complete lack of knowledge on anything worth knowing and with no experiences whatsoever under my belt. I had come to the U.S. and had been thrown into the hectic day to day life and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3154022170210447879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3154022170210447879' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3154022170210447879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3154022170210447879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/delayed-rites-of-passage.html' title='DELAYED RITES OF PASSAGE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SrqNbdusiwI/AAAAAAAAAGc/lkTeuSmqn4M/s72-c/failed-cat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2278219628436266765</id><published>2009-09-18T16:19:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-18T16:25:25.502-04:00</updated><title type='text'>DATING AND OTHER DISASTERS, PART DEUX</title><summary type='text'> Oh how I would like to say that all it took was to see a grown man reduced to tears over a football game for me to give up, but I was feeling more magnanimous than I thought because I saw a lot more of Frodo than I care to admit.
There was something about his blatant adoration and the fact that I felt like I could unleash my inner bitch on him without repercussions that made him attractive to me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2278219628436266765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2278219628436266765' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2278219628436266765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2278219628436266765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/dating-and-other-disasters-part-deux.html' title='DATING AND OTHER DISASTERS, PART DEUX'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SrPrXleTTRI/AAAAAAAAAGM/7-ox6t1pLxc/s72-c/hobbit_feet1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3655419863585956792</id><published>2009-09-18T11:18:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-18T13:46:36.808-04:00</updated><title type='text'>HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES? AND OTHER MYSTERIES</title><summary type='text'>There are, in this beautiful language I love, so many expression that confuse me and remind me I have ways to go and so much to learn and there are also many cultural differences between us that after eight years living here still keep popping up. Here are a few examples:

“How about them apples?” Always a sure way to make me feel out of place. What about the apples? What is going on with the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3655419863585956792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3655419863585956792' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3655419863585956792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3655419863585956792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/there-are-in-this-beautiful-language-i.html' title='HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES? AND OTHER MYSTERIES'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8139898358479435274</id><published>2009-09-15T15:51:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-09T12:26:11.322-04:00</updated><title type='text'>DATING AND OTHER DISASTERS</title><summary type='text'> I don’t think I will ever run out of things to talk about regarding my exile in America. I have, as anthropologists say “gone native”, I believe my accent is almost gone (unless you ask me to say the word focus, or rural and then I’m screwed). One of the new things I had to experience as I got used to living in this country was dating.
I, like any good Latina girl was used to having boyfriends. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8139898358479435274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8139898358479435274' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8139898358479435274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8139898358479435274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/dating-and-other-disasters.html' title='DATING AND OTHER DISASTERS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sq_3acJNCKI/AAAAAAAAAGE/BBdhVvSbRpo/s72-c/cupid2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-8163248088263374861</id><published>2009-09-14T16:05:00.007-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-16T12:19:45.217-04:00</updated><title type='text'>HOMESICK</title><summary type='text'>



I'm missing home so much it has turned into this physical pain that takes my breath away. I feel like a part of me is missing, there is a void in me that nothing but home will fill. I feel it in my chest growing like a living thing, feeding of my memories, taking over, and at times getting numbed by the other feelings in me, but always, always, coming back to haunt me.

I get my "home fix</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/8163248088263374861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=8163248088263374861' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8163248088263374861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/8163248088263374861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/homesick.html' title='HOMESICK'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sq6laZJ_OdI/AAAAAAAAAFs/luiJWArbgGA/s72-c/este_de_caracas_galleryfull.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1314466805836169010</id><published>2009-09-14T15:32:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-05T17:38:50.985-04:00</updated><title type='text'>BROKEN FAMILIES</title><summary type='text'> It’s amazing how time flies when you have to go to work each day. Before I knew it I had a routine, friends, people I recognized and recognized me when I went to the supermarket. I had a life. I was someone once again. Some part of me felt like a traitor. I was supposed to grieve forever the theft of my country! I was supposed to feel forever the burning pain of being ripped apart from my only </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1314466805836169010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1314466805836169010' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1314466805836169010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1314466805836169010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/broken-families.html' title='BROKEN FAMILIES'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sq6fqnKyZ-I/AAAAAAAAAFM/XDOlrbg7ShA/s72-c/FRManifesto.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1560270295498579301</id><published>2009-09-14T15:09:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-16T12:07:07.637-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL</title><summary type='text'>

My break finally came when I was at the end of my rope.  I had been at McDonald’s for a year and half and gone from crew member to trainer to manager because I figured more responsibilities would make the job more interesting (the hell?). I remember the moment I walked toward my job interview, driven by my then boyfriend (who was also a manager at McDonald’s) and in I walked to the office </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1560270295498579301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1560270295498579301' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1560270295498579301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1560270295498579301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/like-bat-out-of-hell.html' title='LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sq6ZeyCh79I/AAAAAAAAAE8/IjtMlfG05LM/s72-c/freedom.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-6414944166887697614</id><published>2009-09-14T14:50:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-15T15:50:48.569-04:00</updated><title type='text'>WHILE IN HELL</title><summary type='text'>

Behind all the pain and sweat and fly-swallowing and the almost terroristic hatred I developed for that place; I despite all odds feel in love. Fell for the people that I met there. With the Spanish crew that worked harder than me and complained less. With the many people I met there that were always there for me and so willing to help. I befriended the crazy gringa who told me her life story </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/6414944166887697614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=6414944166887697614' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6414944166887697614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6414944166887697614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/while-in-hell.html' title='WHILE IN HELL'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sq6Tu2FpNBI/AAAAAAAAAE0/vrs7AC0aAvg/s72-c/christian-louboutin-studded-pumps-736138.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-3362147573856403561</id><published>2009-09-14T14:32:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T14:41:17.139-04:00</updated><title type='text'>PAYING MY DUES</title><summary type='text'> By the time my first week was over I hated the U.S., I hated McD’s, I hated their customers who wanted to be treated as if they were in a five star restaurant instead of a fast food joint. I got accused of being racist at countless times when I told customers I couldn’t give them 10 packs of sweet and sour sauce when all they bought was one bag of French fries. I was called racist when I let an </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/3362147573856403561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=3362147573856403561' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3362147573856403561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/3362147573856403561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/paying-my-dues.html' title='PAYING MY DUES'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sq6Mjv3ncPI/AAAAAAAAAEk/nfl6uC7i6_k/s72-c/Duh.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7020487013448464500</id><published>2009-09-14T10:26:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-05T17:26:52.688-04:00</updated><title type='text'>MCDONALD’S THE TRUE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL</title><summary type='text'>

I woke up the first morning of my new job terrified of taking that first baby step toward economic independence. The jitters were smoothed away by my mom’s obvious pride, her insistence of taking a picture in that horribly unflattering uniform and my uncle’s unconditional support and wisdom who told me: “Just spit in their hamburger if they get racist”. Bless his heart. 
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We became the ultimate Hispanic cliché and started cleaning houses. When the opportunity knocked I thought nothing of it. I was already planning and wistfully thinking of the hair products I would buy for the brillo pad currently residing atop my head. I giggled when thinking of makeup I would not get from Publix or CVS, I could smell the strawberries and champagne lotion I would get from </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/121511751005834479/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=121511751005834479' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/121511751005834479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/121511751005834479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/how-life-scrubbed-snobbery-out-of-me.html' title='HOW LIFE SCRUBBED SNOBBERY OUT OF ME'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqrIe3Cvp_I/AAAAAAAAAEM/YrfT5YkNokQ/s72-c/0511-0901-0618-0714_Maid_Cleaning_a_Bathroom_clipart_image.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-6877209631916379960</id><published>2009-09-11T17:53:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-05T17:14:03.850-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lessons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beginnings'/><title type='text'>FIRST LESSONS</title><summary type='text'>

That first year of my new life, as corny as it sounds, was a journey to self-discovery. I found out more about myself in those strenuous 12 months than I had in my whole previous life. I found out I could cook and quite well! I learned it all from watching my mom all my life, because it was a household chore she never gave up even when we had a maid.

I became the designated chef for the family</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/6877209631916379960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=6877209631916379960' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6877209631916379960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/6877209631916379960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/first-lessons.html' title='FIRST LESSONS'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqrHzAzcC5I/AAAAAAAAAEE/WOOGTvnCiJo/s72-c/learn.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-1870895716061916547</id><published>2009-09-11T17:48:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T17:53:23.969-04:00</updated><title type='text'>SNAPPING OUT OF IT</title><summary type='text'>

After the epiphany I had in my aunt’s van I located my month-lost backbone and bitch-slapped myself with it. “Put yourself together!” I said to myself. Shame on you for wallowing for an entire month, so selfish, so self indulgent! I pushed away the annoyance I felt at my aunt and uncle for having moved to Miami of all places, how selfish of them! If they had moved to Italy or Spain, England, I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/1870895716061916547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=1870895716061916547' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1870895716061916547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/1870895716061916547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/snapping-out-of-it.html' title='SNAPPING OUT OF IT'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqrGU4FKC4I/AAAAAAAAAD8/WLwaKWQ2XBw/s72-c/bitchslap.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-798632774605085063</id><published>2009-09-11T17:36:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T23:19:30.747-04:00</updated><title type='text'>IN MIAMI</title><summary type='text'>
A month had gone by since my arrival to Miami, every day of which I spent in bed, sleeping or staring at the wall, ignoring my family, showering only when my head itched and eating only when I couldn’t put it off any longer. Food tasted so different it was hard to swallow. The only thing that tasted the same was bread and butter so it became the staple of my diet. 


I gained 8 pounds that month</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/798632774605085063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=798632774605085063' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/798632774605085063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/798632774605085063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-miami.html' title='IN MIAMI'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqrDTD43k5I/AAAAAAAAAD0/eGhEp-AjLUc/s72-c/miami.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7599146523001577502</id><published>2009-09-11T17:30:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2010-05-05T16:57:07.008-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beginnings'/><title type='text'>IN EXILE</title><summary type='text'> I didn’t utter a word during the four hours of travel. I waved goodbye to my home from the plane, the city shrinking before my eyes, thinking stubbornly that I was going to be back, that I would walk those streets again a month from now. 
We finally landed in Miami Airport (which in and on itself deserves a chapter in my story) not very welcoming with its thousand people walking around, bumping </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7599146523001577502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7599146523001577502' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7599146523001577502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7599146523001577502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-exile.html' title='IN EXILE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/S-Ha1i84yBI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/mS2K7Y3Jufk/s72-c/exiled.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-5652629350835481498</id><published>2009-09-11T17:26:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T17:30:24.216-04:00</updated><title type='text'>TORN AWAY FROM HOME</title><summary type='text'>

What to do? What to do?! God, to say I panicked is a giant understatement. I ranted, I pleaded, I was rational, then hysterical, I tried talking, I tried yelling, but the fact was that with or without my cooperation my then tiny ass was going to be on that plane come April the 28. I guess I could’ve said no, I could’ve done whatever I wanted! I was 18 years old and by law old enough to make my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/5652629350835481498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=5652629350835481498' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5652629350835481498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/5652629350835481498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2009/09/torn-away-from-home.html' title='TORN AWAY FROM HOME'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqrAx4uoftI/AAAAAAAAADk/7QzqpGpmeEY/s72-c/runaway.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2057725345107538258</id><published>2008-09-15T12:11:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T17:20:09.106-04:00</updated><title type='text'>CRUSHED DREAMS OF EUROPE</title><summary type='text'>

It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a weak mind is easily swayed and I mine was. I thought I should at least consider the possibility of moving to the U.S, after all any place was better place to live than my country at the moment. So I decided to stop acting childish and I did some research, I went online, and at the risk of insulting this beautiful nation I'll admit that if before I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2057725345107538258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2057725345107538258' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2057725345107538258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2057725345107538258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2008/09/im-missing-home-so-much-it-has-turned.html' title='CRUSHED DREAMS OF EUROPE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sqq-ovdK8VI/AAAAAAAAADE/0p2WnsKhQ6s/s72-c/dad+plotting.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-7763348934854866445</id><published>2008-09-10T10:12:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T17:15:54.114-04:00</updated><title type='text'>DREAMS OF EUROPE</title><summary type='text'>
Most North Americans think we immigrants are all dying to get here. They don't seem to understand that for me, coming here was never a possibility, never a thought that crossed my mind. Leaving home was not something I had considered before and only Chavez and the beautiful promise of Spain (and Paris a train away) would make me consider leaving home. If my sister hadn't been to Spain I doubt </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/7763348934854866445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=7763348934854866445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7763348934854866445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/7763348934854866445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2008/09/how-about-them-apples-and-other.html' title='DREAMS OF EUROPE'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sqq9vezAwqI/AAAAAAAAAC8/dK1WmL3_6XY/s72-c/Travel-Europe.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4620177260646687340</id><published>2008-08-18T15:50:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T17:12:15.286-04:00</updated><title type='text'>ABANDONING THE SINKING SHIP</title><summary type='text'>
After a short coup attempt, Chavez was back in power. It was the most short-lived pleasure of my life so far. How deliriously happy we were! “We don't have to leave after all” Was the main thought going through my mind. Mere 24 hours after he was smiling to the cameras again addressing the nation reassuring his followers he was back and nothing would get in the way of this revolution. 
No matter</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4620177260646687340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4620177260646687340' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4620177260646687340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4620177260646687340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-woke-up-first-morning-of-my-new-job.html' title='ABANDONING THE SINKING SHIP'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sqq8itrNwfI/AAAAAAAAAC0/6u_5hnC6ovc/s72-c/sinking_ship.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-4309225096560358899</id><published>2008-07-16T16:28:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T17:08:30.648-04:00</updated><title type='text'>TRAPPED</title><summary type='text'>
I don’t think I can make justice to the moments. There’s no way to describe how we felt, trapped in the house for a whole week.  I’ve read tales of war, of death and murders. I am Colombian is hard to be one without being related to someone that can tell a drunken chilly story about someone’s death by the hands of the guerrillas. Could’ve been worse? Yes, much worse! Was it anything compared to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/4309225096560358899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=4309225096560358899' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4309225096560358899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/4309225096560358899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2008/07/first-lessons.html' title='TRAPPED'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sqq7ufZb95I/AAAAAAAAACs/dMtEApVLOj0/s72-c/trapped.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2561389138206196775</id><published>2008-07-16T16:22:00.006-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T17:03:31.870-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE END OF ALL I KNEW</title><summary type='text'>
On April 9, 2002 the leader of the Confederation of Venezuelan Workers called for a two-day strike against the government. Hundreds of thousands of members of the opposition took the streets in protest. Caracas, the capital, and the country were for that whole month unlivable. What was supposed to be a peaceful demonstration turned into a mini war. Nothing, however, could stop the opposition; </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2561389138206196775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2561389138206196775' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2561389138206196775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2561389138206196775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2008/07/end-of-all-i-knew.html' title='THE END OF ALL I KNEW'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sqq441aFHKI/AAAAAAAAACk/rW1uwCGtt8s/s72-c/Megamarcha-.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7734180890247219486.post-2570611385872464421</id><published>2008-06-24T14:08:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-11T16:43:29.498-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE START OF “THEM” AND “US”</title><summary type='text'> No country but a country that has suffered the indescribable pain of civil war can understand what it means to be divided. To have the citizens of a nation go against each other seems unnatural, yet somehow history keeps repeating itself, and while it has happened and possibly will happen again, and again, and again in countries around the world, it had been years since deep beliefs had father </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/feeds/2570611385872464421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7734180890247219486&amp;postID=2570611385872464421' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2570611385872464421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7734180890247219486/posts/default/2570611385872464421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/2008/06/month-had-gone-by-since-my-arrival-to.html' title='THE START OF “THEM” AND “US”'/><author><name>Mel82</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03624408337551385676</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/SqpiriHn6MI/AAAAAAAAABU/OfFICZFmdU0/S220/illegal_alien.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aOEgyKkCrLo/Sqq0p35D6MI/AAAAAAAAACU/tuuxQyJRLZ4/s72-c/Divided_Road_Ahead.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
